Bristol Palin Has Been Burned So Much by Media Criticism That She’s Decided to Become an Actress
When Sarah Palin isn’t shooting animals from choppers or accusing Barack Obama of wanting to kill our grandparents, she spends most of her time ripping all the haters who are continually heaping criticism on her family, especially the Hollywood haters, a bunch of elitist jerks Sarah recently branded “heartless.” For the most part, Sarah’s daughter Bristol has been right there by her side, punching away at all those evil Hollywood jerks like Seth MacFarlane and David Letterman who make bad jokes at her and her siblings’ expense – which adds a twinge of irony to the news that Bristol has decided to go Hollywood by agreeing to star as herself in an upcoming episode of “The Secret Life of the American Teenager.”
Clearly, all the turmoil and misery the Palins have come in for as a result of elitist Hollywood swine hating on them hasn’t affected Bristol enough to knock the stars out of her eyes. When you’ve got a dream, you stick with your dream, even if your dream forces you into the company of people you despise. Sort of like when Sarah held her nose and agreed to play second fiddle to that smelly old moderate John McCain. If Sarah can endure having to pretend to like McCain for several months, Bristol can certainly wallow in the Hollywood cesspool for a few days without gagging. And if anyone hates on her for it, she knows her mom will be able to go on Bill O’Reilly and set everyone straight. Must be nice having an entire news network as your personal media outlet. Beats ranting on Twitter, that’s for sure.
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