Heidi Montag Continues to Labor Under the Illusion That We Are Fascinated by Her Fake Boobs and Frankenface
A lot of folks are fretting over the economy, climate change and world political instability right now – and then there’s Heidi Montag who has nothing on her mind except her chin and boobs. These among some of Heidi’s other body parts recently underwent an expensive and painful overhaul, and Heidi couldn’t be happier about the results, especially when it comes to the chin. “My favorite part, I think one of them is my chin,” Heidi said when asked by some willing stooge of a reporter sent to cover her and Spencer Pratt‘s Vegas party Saturday night. “I think that’s what I was so excited about.” Excited. About her chin.
That’s the sort of dumbness that makes the celebutard world go round. It’s the sort of dumbness that sells magazines and gets web traffic. It’s the sort of dumbness Spencer Pratt takes as a personal challenge, who attempted to top it by talking about Heidi’s hair. “It keeps growing so beautifully and naturally,” Spencer observed. Then he heard a fire engine and ran off panting.
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