Conan O’Brien is Going on Tour. NBC Lawyers are Sharpening Their Knives.
Conan O’Brien is keeping himself well-occupied during his legally mandated time off from television. First the former late night host opened a popular Twitter account – several Twitter accounts actually, because only losers have one Twitter account – and now, the man his fans affectionately call “Coco” has announced that he is going out on tour across America…to keep his hand in, I guess, and make some dough – oh, and tell everyone exactly how horrible and disgusting and dishonorable and shitty everyone at NBC is, especially that back-stabbing science experiment Jay Leno. This is, above all, a wonderful opportunity for Conan’s many fans to show their support by actually putting some scratch in his pocket, rather than merely ranting on his behalf. It is also a great chance for Conan to try out some new routines before returning to TV screens with whatever new venture he concocts. How about a masturbating raccoon this time? Change it up a little.
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