Dead Michael Jackson “Signs” $200 Million Record Deal
Before his shocking drug-related death, Michael Jackson‘s career was pretty much in the toilet. Since that shocking drug-related death? The once-disgraced Michael has staged possibly the most stunning comeback in the history of music – a comeback that has culminated with the pop star’s estate signing a $200 million deal with Sony Music Entertainment. As far as I know, this deal does not call for Michael to be reanimated so he can record more stuff – that would be well within the capabilities of current horror movie villain technology, but way beyond real life science, which has yet to unlock the secret of immortality despite having Larry King‘s DNA on file. And even if Michael could be brought back from the dead, I’m guessing his gravy-trainers would prefer to keep him on ice. He was always getting into embarrassing scrapes when he was alive – now, unless the little boys dig him up and start doing bad things, you’re pretty much home-free on the publicity front. It’s a win-win for the Jackson heirs. Sorta makes you suspicious.
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