Naomi Campbell Escapes Charges After Latest Cell Phone Attack on Helpless Employee

Naomi Campbell was briefly the subject of a manhunt yesterday, after the model once again lost her cool with an employee and struck them with a cell phone – however, Naomi has now learned that she will not face charges over the alleged assault, after the man she attacked, her driver, decided not to press the matter.  According to the driver, Miodrag Mejdina, something set Naomi off while he was chauffeuring her around Manhattan in her SUV, and she clocked him from behind with her cell phone causing his head to go forward into the steering wheel, bruising his face.  The whole manhunt thing ensued after Mejdina pulled over to tell on Naomi to a traffic cop, and Naomi, remembering the community service time she received the last time she was charged with assault on some of the help, exited the SUV and fled on-foot.  All right, so, “manhunt” is a bit of an exaggeration – it’s not like there were guys with dogs chasing Naomi through the streets of Manhattan – but, you know, if the New York Daily News can call it a “manhunt” with a straight face, then so can I.  And Naomi Campbell:  you need to get help lady.  Cell phones are for calling and taking dirty pictures, not disciplining the incompetent buffoons you employ to do all the tasks you consider beneath you – like driving, cleaning, preparing food; all that nasty stuff only pathetic ugly fat poor people have to do.  If you want to straighten out the help, you dock their pay or sic your dogs on them, but you never ever try to dent their melons with your Nokia.

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