New Way to Combat Global Warming: Kill a Cokehead
The people whose job it is to determine the precise toll bad human behaviors take on the earth have released a sobering new statistic: every time someone snorts a line of coke, four square meters of rain forest is destroyed. There’s no way to really check their work on that of course, but we get the general idea: Snorting coke supports the illegal drug trade. The drug growers need more land for growing coca trees. Rain forests get knocked down. Sting cries. Also, the earth heats up, because there are fewer trees to absorb carbon dioxide. By my completely unscientific estimate, Kate Moss has personally raised the earth’s temperature half-a-degree. Plus she is a skinny bitch and I hate skinny bitches.
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