U.S. Cities Ranked By Penis Size (Infographic)
Click for full image (Source: Condomania.com)
This infographic put together by the wonderful folks over at Condomania.com is fascinating to us here at Lightly Buzzed. First off, anyone who has ever said Capital Hill is full of huge dickheads, well, they were right. And look at The Big Easy — we know what the men there used as flotation devices when Katrina hit. Meanwhile, in San Diego they don’t even really need surfboards. We also now know why everyone acts so tough in Beantown, and why all the fellas in the Big Apple walk around holding their big banana. Most notably, this research serves as actual proof that everything is not bigger in Texas. Hopefully, we’ll soon be getting the 15 smallest cities.
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Well, duh! We don’t use condoms in Texas!
Hoo!
-C
…which does explain all that Texass inbreeding and small penis size
#2 D.C. represent!!
haha, Boston….How do you like them apples!?!
Philly is the sixth largest city. Why no love?
The Big Easy was never that Easy. Texas always overcompensated; Now it makes sense. GWBush really is: A Junior. LOL
Looks like I’m moving to New Orleans.
That’s ridiculous bs. Btw I live in San Diego, I’m where the good ones are at, they follow me.
What about Arkansas? Monica Lewinsky was onto something…
Be interesting to know how many black men are living in said cities to bump up the average lol.
Detroit is not on the list? So much for the claim that a certain racial group is packing.
Why pick mainly Gay hangouts? Why not include Heterosexual areas in the survey?
Oh but I thought “everything was bigger in Texas?”..PSHHH lol obviously not! ..I live in the number 12 state..mmm
YesVanessaYelp says:
March 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm
That’s ridiculous bs. Btw I live in San Diego, I’m where the good ones are at, they follow me.
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They follow you LMAO wow that didn’t make you sound loose. PS. San Diego is also known to be the top city for STDs watch out ms vanessa
BTW my husband is from New Orleans , I should have known!
Agreed Texas = inbreed small peckers
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angela says:
March 25, 2010 at 10:52 pm
YesVanessaYelp says:
March 25, 2010 at 4:14 pm
That’s ridiculous bs. Btw I live in San Diego, I’m where the good ones are at, they follow me.
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They follow you LMAO wow that didn’t make you sound loose. PS. San Diego is also known to be the top city for STDs watch out ms vanessa
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Yes, totally serious. Penises really follow me, really.
oh yeah not surprised to see my hometown indy. we’d be higher up there if we had skinnier people
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I’m sure there is a racist comment somewhere in here about New Orleans being number 1. They can’t swim but they can apparently float on their huge penises.
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Keep pushin that black myth if it makes ya feel better fellas.Indiana white boys have the looks and the cranks ladies…go ahead and find out for yourselves
@btw,seriously is this not kinda reverse-sexist? Treating guys like cattle? There is no way to tell which state has the largest,its ridiculous imho.