Vanessa Paradis Fears Angelina Jolie Will Steal Johnny Depp Away from Her
It turns out celebrities are just as insane as normal people when it comes to judging other celebrities based on their tabloid images. Or, perhaps Johnny Depp‘s girlfriend Vanessa Paradis is just extra-paranoid? Whatever the case, Paradis is currently consumed with the fear that her man Johnny is going to be stolen away by his latest co-star, Angelina Jolie – a woman with a long history of seducing her leading men and stealing them away from their significant others, if you consider two cases a “long history.” Obviously, Vanessa is on Team Aniston. And when she heard that Johnny had a hot love scene with Angelina, she thought of Jennifer’s sorrow, imagined seeing Johnny together with Angie and all those kids of various ethnicities, and went nuts and begged Johnny to quit the movie. Unfortunately, it was too late for Johnny to drop out – and now…gasp!…witnesses have seen Johnny and Angelina laughing together on the set! Laughing! Which totally proves that they are having steamy real sex in addition to the steamy fake sex! Somebody get Vanessa an invite to the Angelina Jolie Stole My Man encounter group that meets every other Tuesday. I heard they have really good coffee, and sometimes Laura Dern starts foaming at the mouth.
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