Tiger Woods Hits Augusta With No Wife and 90 Bodyguards. Only 90?
Elin Nordegren will not be with Tiger Woods as he goes for another green jacket this week at the Masters in Augusta…but he shouldn’t feel too lonely, with his contingent of 90 bodyguards surrounding him. Yes, I said 90. But before you go accusing Tiger’s camp of being a tad excessive in the security department, remember that Tiger is, after all, the most important human being in the history of the universe. So, actually, 90 is probably a bit on the low side. But, it’s not like retired secret service agents and former FBI people looking for a paycheck grow on trees. I’m sure they would’ve hired more if they could’ve found more. 90 will have to do. I just hope they can handle Elin if she does decide to show up – girl’s got mad ninja club-swinging skills. I’d shoot to kill if I were them. There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded Swede.
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