Conan O’Brien is a Frigging Mess
I have no problem with Conan O’Brien going on 60 Minutes to give his side of the story – even if he ended up sounding like a whimpering little bitch. You know what I do have a problem with though? That god damn beard. It makes him look like a pale sickly lumberjack, which completely contradicts not only my concept of what Conan O’Brien is supposed to look like, but utterly stomps my image of a lumberjack, which does not include pallor or sickliness. In my world, lumberjacks are hale and hearty – they do not look like they just did a year in a TB sanitorium. And they certainly don’t sit there getting all teary-eyed while spilling their guts to Steve Kroft. So, either Conan shaves the beard, or he stops being a lame-ass.
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