Dancing With the Stars Rewind: Ochocinco Launches Operation Shirt-Be-Gone
Chad Ochocinco is by far the worst dancer remaining on Dancing With the Stars. Knowing that his judges’s scores would not stack up to those of his three competitors – despite the fact that they obviously grade on a curve – Chad went all-out in courting the fan vote…which meant tearing a page from the Maksim Chmerkovskiy playbook. Goodbye shirt, hello horny shut-in female vote. I must now plead with America to do the right thing and not vote for this doofus. Dig deep, find your inner-Len, don’t fall for the gimmick.



