Sad, Bearded, Whining Conan O’Brien is a Liar, Say Baby-Murdering NBC Scumbags
NBC vs. Conan O’Brien is officially as tired and over-reported as Red Sox vs. Yankees and Nazis vs. Jews. But, since this is the game we play, we must drag ourselves to where the action is and repeat what has been said. This time, NBC is attacking Conan – calling him a liar for claiming on 60 Minutes that there was no way the Tonight Show lost money while he was at the helm. “I don’t see how that’s, I honestly don’t see how that’s possible,” O’Brien stammered when asked by Steve Kroft about the losing money report. “It’s really not possible. It isn’t possible.” NBC has responded by saying the Tonight Show would’ve lost $5 million had they not dumped Conan for Jay Leno – a fact Conan was “well-informed” about according to a source. Well, clearly, the only solution here is to give Conan a sword and let him run amok through the offices of NBC. And then when his bloodlust is satiated, at last, he may rest.
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