Victoria Beckham Has the Worst Celebrity Toes in England According to a Poll of People Who’ve Never Seen Her Bare Feet
z. | May 13, 2010 | 3 comments
Victoria Beckham‘s toes are disgusting, say 71% of Brits polled in a recent survey. In the same poll, 67% of respondents said Posh should have surgery to fix her feet. Just now I polled myself, and learned that 100% of me thinks British people need to spend less time worrying about the state of Posh’s toes and more time worrying about the fact that, any day now, their entire country could be buried in volcanic ash…bad news for their tourism industry which has only recently rebounded after months of Amy Winehouse staying home to play Scrabble.
Filed Under: Weirdness
[...] Victoria Beckham apparently has really ugly feet. At least according to a recent poll. Yes, someone took a poll. 71% of Brits polled in a recent survey say she has horrible toes. In the same poll, 67% of respondents said Posh should have surgery to fix her feet. I just want to know who is looking at her feet. That’s not what I see when I look at Posh. [...]
There is no doubt in this foot fetishists’ mind…that the celeb with the worst mis-aligned,ugliest,& knuckled toes…has got to be PARIS HILTON……..f*** she need to wear running shoes with her dresses and gowns : )
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