Austin, Texas Tells Jesse James Where He Can Stick It
Jesse James, you are not welcome.
That’s the message the people of Austin, Texas want to convey to the man who broke Sandra Bullock‘s heart, after learning of his plan to relocate to their fair city.
And why would a California guy like Jesse want to move to Austin anyway? Because that’s where Sandra spends much of her time, and according to Jesse, he wants his kids to be able to visit her.
Not surprisingly, many are accusing Jesse of stalking Sandra to Austin. This could include Jesse’s ex-wife Janine Lindemulder who insists Jesse wants to win Sandra back.
Austinites don’t care what Jesse’s motives might be for picking their town as his new home. They just want his lying, cheating ass to stay the hell out.
“If our girl leaves Austin forever because of that man, there will be a riot,” said one enraged member of Team Sandra. “What she has done for our local community and great city is wonderful. Jesse better not be expecting anyone to roll out the welcome mat for him.”
Another Austin resident was even more blunt, saying, “Personally, I think he should move to the jungles of Africa and get mauled by a large animal.”
Does Jesse sense the hostility? Or is his head shoved too far up his tattooed ass for him to realize how much people despise his Nazi-loving, porn-actress-screwing guts?
Filed Under: Features
