Forbes Magazine Lists the 100 Most Powerful Celebrities
Oprah Winfrey spent one terrifying year at #2 on the Forbes Magazine list of the 100 most powerful celebrities on planet earth.
But this year, Oprah is once again back on top. And that bitch Angelina Jolie, who bumped her from the top of the heap in 2009?
She’s all the way down at #18.
Take that you scrawny Mother Teresa wannabe!
And make way for the sisters. Not only is Oprah #1, but Beyonce is #2. And Tyler Perry, whose fame is based largely on his ability to pass himself off as a sister, is #25.
Then there’s Lady Gaga, who rides a wave of controversy and crappy music all the way to the #4 slot, just behind James Cameron.
Tiger Woods and his mistress dramas come in at #5. Britney Spears, for some reason, ranks sixth. Then come washed-up rockers U2 at #7, America’s favorite wronged woman Sandra Bullock at #8, Johnny Depp at #9 and Madonna at #10.
No, I didn’t forget Miley Cyrus. She actually didn’t crack the Top 10, but placed thirteenth. One slot ahead of wholesome rival Taylor Swift.
The entire Celebrity 100 list is available at Forbes.com. And don’t bother looking for Snooki. She isn’t on there.
Shocking, I know.
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