Katy Perry Cuts Her Leg, Needs 17 Stitches, Tweets About Requiring a Walker
Katy Perry has finally found a way to distract people’s attention from her boobs.
All she had to do was suffer a mysterious gash on her leg, receive 17 stitches in said limb then wrap a surgical bandage around it.
Of course Katy is keeping a sense of humor about the situation. Cause Katy always keeps a sense of humor about everything. Well, except Lady Gaga‘s blasphemy.
Katy joked on Twitter about her newsworthy wound:
Thinking about getting a candy cane walker made for this performance coming up… I will be expecting YOU to dance for me, okay?! Oy vey…
Don’t worry Katy – no one cares if you dance. In fact, you can do pretty much anything you want, as long as you include tons of cleavage.
photo credit:Big Pictures Photo
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