Perez Hilton Tweets Photoshopped Miley Cyrus Upskirt Photo, May Face Child Porn Charges
Perez Hilton‘s days as the biggest name in celebrity gossip may be numbered. And given the sleazy way he made that name in the first place, there is a certain justice in the circumstances surrounding his impending destruction.
It all started last night, when Perez got his grubby hands on a photo of Miley Cyrus wearing a skirt but no underwear. Such an image is known in the celebrity gossip trade as a cooter shot. When such shots feature women like Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, they are merely gross. When they feature a 17-year-old girl like Miley Cyrus?
Under such circumstances, the smart gossip blogger either slaps a black rectangle over the controversial part of the picture, or just doesn’t post it. Perez Hilton, being much more ambitious than intelligent, posted it on Twitter without the rectangle.
Don’t bother looking for it now because it’s gone, except in censored form, posted on blogs with lower content standards than mine.
Unfortunately for Perez, the picture wasn’t removed in time to keep people from noticing it. In other words, there are plenty of witnesses, a lot of whom hate Perez and would be more than happy to testify against him in a child pornography trial.
And such a trial may be exactly what Perez is facing, according to legal experts.
It doesn’t matter that the offending photo apparently features a photoshopped-on vagina (an original of the Miley photo has been found, and in it she is wearing panties). Even a fake cooter shot is illegal, if it features someone who is underage.
Perez Hilton brought down by an upskirt photo. It’s practically poetic.
Actually, the whole thing is quite disgusting, and totally irresponsible and ridiculous. In other words, it’s exactly what you would expect from Perez Hilton.
Honestly, how can a man of Perez’s age and experience not realize that it might be against the law to post a picture of a 17-year-old flashing her (fake) vagina? Did he think because he posted it on Twitter he was okay?
I always had a feeling Perez would ultimately be brought down by his own arrogance, but I didn’t think his final act of self-destruction would be quite this stupid. On the plus side for Perez, he now has lots of prison butt-sex to look forward to.
Let’s hope none of his fellow inmates are big Miley Cyrus fans, otherwise he might get things done to his butt that go far beyond sex.
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Perez Hilton deserves to go to jail, and has to face the charge of child pornography. He is trying to ruin a innocent 17-18 year old girl’s reputaion. That should be a crime itself.
Perez, also please leave Justin Slater pics alone and don’t post because we know you have them when he was in crokinole training in Italy a couple of years ago! I think he’s also under 18, you dirtball!