Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston Are Re-Engaged
Remember all that bad stuff Levi Johnston said about the Palins?
You know, when he called them “snobby?” And indicated that he knew things about Sarah that could ruin her political career?
Well, Levi better hope Sarah has forgiven him for all that, because he and baby mama Bristol just got re-engaged…and they didn’t consult Sarah before making their decision.
“We got engaged two weeks ago,” Bristol told Us Weekly. “It felt right, even though we don’t have the approval of our parents.”
Apparently, Bristol and Levi came back together after Bristol moved out of Sarah’s house and got her own place in Anchorage. It just started with some visits, then they got into the whole parenting thing, and before you know it Levi was texting Bristol how much he loves her and…
He’s so dreamy. And now they’re together again. And that wicked witch Sarah can’t do anything about it.
Except, you know, have Levi shot from a helicopter.
And even if Levi somehow survives being shot at with a high-powered rifle from above…those are going to be some awkward-ass Thanksgiving dinners.
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hi Ade. this was a lucky inatsnt – i hadn’t pre-perceived the shot, just the space. /some symm : circumstance favours floating cameras