Michael Jackson Tried to Give Bubbles Vocal Cords
Michael Jackson did some pretty messed-up stuff in his day. But the messed-up stuff he did was nothing compared to the messed-up stuff he would’ve done had science only allowed it.
Of all the late lamented pedophile’s impossible dreams, one towered over all others for sheer audacity and sci-fi-villain-like twistedness. The story goes like this:
Michael loved his chimp Bubbles, but was upset that Bubbles couldn’t actually talk. So, Michael called in a team of throat specialists to see if it might be possible to give Bubbles vocal cords.
Because no doctor ever refuses a chance to make money off a lunatic, the specialists listened. And consulted. And examined. And charged.
Finally, the doctors’ ethics overtook their greed, and they were forced to tell Jacko that his plan was deranged and, thankfully, impossible to undertake.
With the surgical solution off the table, MJ had to settle for paying trainers to teach Bubbles how to speak. Unfortunately, evolution refused to catch up with Michael’s desire for a talking chimp friend, and the best Bubbles could manage was the occasional mindless grunt.
Insane Michael Jackson supporters will insist this is another story that has been fabricated just to smear their hero. But the rational among us know the truth. That guy was bonkers.
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Michael was not a pedophile, at least he was never proven to be so calling him that is slander and ignorant. I took a course called semiotics and one of the lessons was on animals and how they communicate, you’d be suprsied thta michael wasn’t the first person to want an animal to speak, it is not crazy. Do you have any pets? wouldn’t you want to know what they were thinking if possible?
yo ya peoples are slow why cant you mind your own business and stop putting your nose into other people’s affairs.he was a good man people kept exposing on his secrets cause he was a hugemegastar.he cared for others,he gave to charity and loved the whole world.what have you guys done for the world.huh?all u guys do is make rucomment to others,mind your own business.everybody in the entire world is not righteous dont you read the bible,we all have secrets.plus he had vitiligo a skin disease that made him white,if you do not believe this look it up on the internet.