Rachel Uchitel Joins “Celebrity Rehab,” Gets Fired from “Celebrity Apprentice”
Tiger-mesmerizing siren Rachel Uchitel will be bringing her fried face and fake boobs to VH1′s Celebrity Rehab. Which comes as a bit of a shock since, as far as anyone knows, Rachel isn’t addicted to anything.
Except maybe penis.
Besides Rachel, VH1 has announced elderly show-off Janice Dickinson and fake-kidnap-victim Jeremy London as new additions to the rehab program hosted by fake shrink Dr. Drew Pinsky.
In related news, Rachel Uchitel has been told to get lost by Donald Trump, who had planned on bringing her aboard his Celebrity Apprentice show before she took the VH1 gig.
“It’s a terrible decision,” Trump said after hearing news of Uchitel’s addition to the Celebrity Rehab circus. “We have zero interest in her now.”
Trump added, “Look at what Celebrity Apprentice did for Piers Morgan. He’s getting Larry King‘s job. She made a bad mistake.”
Yeah Trump…cause Uchitel was looking to parlay her appearance on your show into a big-time cable TV hosting position.
Actually, no. She was just hoping to score some higher-class dick than usual.
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