Self-Involved Kate Gosselin Not Invited to DWTS Reunion Dinner
Kate Gosselin doesn’t have to worry about clearing her schedule so she can make it to the Dancing With the Stars Season 10 reunion dinner planned for next month. Because she’s not invited.
Everyone else from Season 10 is invited, including reality douche Jake Pavelka, plastic animal right activist Pamela Anderson and fossilized astronaut Buzz Aldrin.
Kate’s lack-of-invitation was not an oversight either. The other cast members just really hate her phony guts.
“We all became close during and after the show except Kate who hasn’t returned anyone’s calls or emails,” an unnamed person affiliated with the show told the site PopEater. Added the source, “Even her dance partner, Tony, who spent hours and hours alone with her hasn’t heard a word from her.”
Well, I’m guessing Tony isn’t exactly busted up about not hearing from Kate. Bitch almost gave him a nervous breakdown. Tony would probably rather have a face-to-face meeting with Dracula, Frankenstein and Satan in a dark alleyway than speak to Kate. He would probably rather have his ball-skin peeled off and fed to him than hear from that stiff-limbed, psychopathic harpy.
Anyway, Kate doesn’t have time to dine with C-listers – she’s too busy planning the future of humanity with Sarah Palin. Get ready for the world’s biggest fascist Tupperware party and helicopter gay-hunt.
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