The Real Tiger Woods/Elin Nordegren Divorce Settlement Number: $100 Million
Wild reports in the media this week had Elin Nordegren walking away with $750 million as part of her divorce settlement with Tiger Woods. In exchange for the three-quarters-of-a-billion, Elin would’ve reportedly agreed never to speak publicly about Tiger’s scandalous infidelities.
Well, if that $750 million figure seemed a little high to you…you were right, it was a little high. $650 million high, to be exact.
The math majors among you will already have figured out that the real number is actually $100 million. This according to TMZ.
TMZ also points out that, going by the last assessment, Tiger’s net worth is not even $750 million, but is somewhere between $500 and $600 million.
So, the $750 million number was never remotely realistic. Still, $100 million for Elin to keep her mouth shut about what happened Thanksgiving night…not a bad payday.
As for Tiger…don’t cry for him. He will still have his riches, and his golf career which, if he ever gets back on track, will pay him many more millions in the coming years.
And, best of all, with Elin ready to walk, he is now free to fuck as many waitresses, porn stars and random gold-digging skanks as he wishes, without fear of getting his face re-arranged via 7-iron.
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