Tucker Carlson is Obsessed With Keith Olbermann
Tucker Carlson wants it to be known that Keith Olbermann is a big dick.
A bigger dick even than Tucker Carlson.
“[Olbermann] is despised at MSNBC,” Tucker is quoted as saying in this morning’s Page 6. “He’s the most disliked person in the building by a factor of 10.”
Tucker must have this information via friends at MSNBC, because he is no longer employed there himself.
Nor is he employed at CNN, the network that first made him famous in that way that people are famous when they are on cable TV.
No, if you want to find Tucker on the tube at all these days, you have to watch FoxNews in the middle of the night. You know, when the real crazies are on.
Tucker’s nemesis Keith Olbermann, on the other hand, can still be found every night in prime time on MSNBC. A fact that seems to be driving Tucker crazy with envy.
So jealous is Tucker of Keith’s relevance that, now, he has essentially dedicated his existence to annoying Olbermann – like that mosquito that buzzes in your ear all night.
Tucker’s irritating ploys have included buying the domain KeithOlbermann.com and directing it to his own website The Daily Caller, and giving out @keitholbermann.com email accounts to readers.
Ah, but Tucker isn’t the only one out there who knows about this internet stuff. Keith himself has become web savvy in recent months, even setting up a Twitter account.
After hearing about the domain buy, Keith used his Twitter to fire back at Tucker.
“Regarding @TheDailyCaller and Keitholbermann.com: I hope whoever sold it to them got CASH,” Olbermann tweeted.
Then, to really show Tucker who’s boss, Keith tweeted that he is going on a two week vacation.
Yes Tucker, while you sit in your dark little room frantically concocting new ways of poking Keith Olbermann, Keith will be on a beach somewhere not thinking about you at all.
Who’s the big dick now, Bowtie Boy?
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