Brad Pitt Thinks BP Executives Should Die
The BP executives responsible for the oil spill are lucky Brad Pitt isn’t in a position to dole out justice, because if he were, they would be headed for the gallows.
Or maybe Brad would prefer to fry them in Old Sparky. Or perhaps he would release them into the woods on his private island and shoot them from the back of his elephant.
I have no idea which execution method would give Brad the biggest hard-on. I just know, after what he said in a new Spike Lee documentary about the star-crossed New Orleans area, that he wants BP exec blood in reparation for the damage inflicted by the company.
“I was never for the death penalty before,” Brad growls in the movie. “I am willing to look at it again.”
Strange, but I never saw Brad Pitt as the bloodthirsty sort. I thought potheads were all laid-back. Living with Angelina Jolie and all those brats must be making him hard and cruel.
He needs to call up his pal George Clooney and have a good old-fashioned coke-and-hookers party. Let some steam off.
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