Bristol Palin Will Appear on Dancing With the Stars
Becoming the nation’s #1 maker of speeches about abstinence has not satisfied Bristol Palin‘s yen for the spotlight. So, the daughter of Sarah is ratcheting up her Hollywood blitz even more, by signing on for the new season of Dancing With the Stars.
Hopefully, her dancing is better than her acting. And her approach to abstinence, which has thus far resulted in one out-of-wedlock child (that we know of).
Bristol’s commitment to DWTS 100% guarantees that Levi Johnston will not be on the show this go-around (unless the DWTS people are cruising for a Sarah-smackdown). Plenty of other awesome people will, however, be joining Bristol in the competition. These will reportedly include cheeseburger aficionado David Hasselhoff, professional bikini-wearer Audrina Patridge, media mogul The Situation and that chick Brandy who used to be a singer, then she killed someone in a car wreck and everyone started to sort of hate her.
