Elin Nordegren Talks About Tiger Woods
Elin Nordegren has, as they say, “broken her silence” about her ex-husband Tiger Woods and what it felt like having him cheat on her with all those skanks.
Sadly, it’s not as juicy as we wanted it to be.
The interview, featured in People magazine, is mostly about how Elin had no idea Tiger was fucking around on her, and how betrayed she felt when she found out.
“I never suspected, not a one,” Elin said of Tiger’s multiple now-well-documented affairs. “For the last 3 and a half years, when all this was going on, I was home a lot more with pregnancies, then the children and my school.”
And when she finally learned what a manslut she married? “I felt stupid as more things were revealed — how could I not have known anything? The word ‘betrayal’ isn’t strong enough. I felt embarrassed for having been so deceived. I felt betrayed by many people around me.”
Elin also claims that, contrary to popular belief, she did not beat Tiger’s ass during that famous incident last Thanksgiving that ended with him crashing his SUV then passing out in the street like a sad hobo with a belly full of bathtub gin.
And she says that she’s not going to give anymore interviews.
So that means this puff-piece is all we’re ever going to get. Never will Elin cut loose and tell us what she truly thinks of Tiger. Never will she relate her dark fantasies about stringing him up in a barn and whipping him in the sack with a studded leather strap until he squeals like the pig that he is.
Too bad. I was looking forward to the part where she finally broke him and cut him down and made him put on a dress and a little red wig with pigtails and dance around singing “I’m Pippi Longstocking, the happiest girl in all the town.”
But I guess she wants her privacy. Spoil-sport.
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