Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren Are Divorced. Officially.
Last Thanksgiving, Tiger Woods and wife Elin Noredgren became involved in a violent altercation, one that culminated in Tiger crashing his SUV through a mailbox and right into the tabloids.
The chain of events set in motion on that fateful night has now reached its logical end, the finalization of Tiger and Elin’s divorce.
Along the way, Tiger has seen his upstanding reputation evaporate, his prodigious golf game fall apart and his once-impressive list of endorsement deals shrink until there’s nothing left but Nike and possibly Chico’s Bail-Bonds.
But at least he still has Rachel Uchitel. Oh wait, maybe he doesn’t.
As for Elin…now she can move back to Sweden with the kids and find herself a nice pale Scandinavian to raise reindeer with, or whatever the hell Scandinavians do for a living.
My guess is, whoever Elin lands with, he won’t be a golfer. And they will never, ever eat at Perkins.
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