Woman Arrested for Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving
Masturbating to video porn with a vibrator and driving are activities that share a lot in common. Both require a certain manual dexterity. Both require good vision. The ability to concentrate is key to both activities. A basic knowledge of how to operate electronic devices also comes in handy, whether you’re fiddling with your radio settings, adjusting the contrast on your computer pornography or…whatever.
And there’s another thing I can safely say about these two seemingly very different but actually suprisingly similar activities: You would be better off not trying to do them at the same time.
Mixing porn-aided self-pleasure and operation of a motor vehicle will at worst get you killed, along with an entire busload of nuns on its way to Atlantic City. At best, it will get you arrested and mocked on the internet.
The experiences of 36-year-old Colondra Hamilton of Cincinnati provide a cautionary example.
Ms. Hamilton was reportedly driving around in her ’08 Pontiac last week when police pulled her over for having too much tinting on her windows. When Ms. Hamilton rolled her window down, the observant officer noticed that her pants were unbuttoned and she had a vibrator in her lap.
This naturally led to some uncomfortable questions. Rather than make a break for it like I might have done, Ms. Hamilton gave in and admitted what she had been up to: pleasuring herself with the vibrator while watching porn on a computer resting on her passenger’s lap. While driving at the same time.
Needless to say, Ms. Hamilton was arrested. It may not shock you to learn that, when cops went through Hamilton’s purse, they found a broken crack pipe. It’s a good thing the pipe was broken too, otherwise this story might’ve had an even more shocking headline: Woman Arrested for Masturbating, Watching Porn, Smoking Crack While Driving.
You couldn’t possibly add anything to that story that would make it crazier. Except maybe a dead penguin. Or Gary Busey.
Filed Under: Weirdness
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