Hulk Hogan Threw His Back Out, Posted Video
z. | Sep 07, 2010 | 0 comments
Today is the day I lost my innocence. For today is the day I found out Hulk Hogan is not really a superman, but is in fact just a broken-down old roidhead.
The ten-year-old in me vomited when he saw this video Hogan posted from the hospital. And then he vomited again from eating a huge bowl of Quisp with chocolate syrup on it.
Thank goodness Junkyard Dog had the decency to die before ending up like this. I still have my memories of him at least.
