Louis C.K. Went on an Epic Drunken Twitter Rant
Followers of Louis C.K.’s Twitter got a special treat late last night when the comedian became inebriated on a plane and decided to drunk-tweet his way through the rest of the flight. There’s really nothing to do here but reprint the tweets in chronological order, with the very nastiest words censored and the drunken spelling kept intact:
I’m on a plane to LA where I’m doing the tonight show friday. I’m kindof hammered on rum n cokes. bad idea.
You know how some hedro men have one gay experience in their past? I once blew 32 policeen
Sorry i meant policemen
wow. when you take the M out of poliemen, you get policeen. That’s so different.
I want to rub my father’s c**k all over Sarah Palin’s fat tits.
people think that sarah Paalin is really mean but she has a family of chinese poor people living in her c**t hole. sorry.
@AndrewDeJoseph don’t tell me what the WORD is. You FUCK. I’ll kill you.
@jameskobielus I’m really sorry. I meant to say carnt hole. I am drunk so I smisspelled it. You c**t.
i am now drinking red wine. the shift button can suck my balls. i nevve get drunk. jews. iiiiii like em.
i’m no t very fond of the inside ofmy brain at this morment.
the beatles were really good. were they the wjews?
@SarahPalinUSA kudos to your dirty hole, you fucking jackoff c**t-face jazzy wondergirl.
my head hurts. The turbulence on this flight is nasty. uuuuuugh. I hate the letter H. I ate it. I’m very tired. Verrry.
gnight tweetsies. Sorry for it all.
No need to apologize Louis C.K. That’s the best free entertainment I’ve gotten since that bird smacked my window and flopped around on the grass all stunned for five minutes.
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