Michael Bay Offers $50,000 Reward for Capture of Video Puppy-Drowner
Michael Bay loves puppies.
This fact alone does not make up for Pearl Harbor, Transformers, The Island and the rest of the loud, clattering stinkers his frenzied brain has unleashed on the world, but at least we know the Hitler-like (according to Megan Fox) director has a soft-spot in his heart for something besides money, exploding metal objects and Shia LaBeouf.
It’s because of his tender affection for helpless baby animals that Michael Bay has jumped into the fray on the matter of the sick, evil girl who posted a video of herself tossing puppies into a river, thereby becoming Public Enemy #1 to everyone from PETA to certain self-appointed internet watchdogs.
Bay, who can spare the money God knows, has offered a $50,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and prosecution of the puppy-chucking female and whoever took the video of her performing her heartless and cruel act of murder.
If indeed the puppy-killer is brought to justice because of Bay’s offer, you can tick his karma up one official point. Which will almost be enough to redeem him for Bumblebee pissing oil on John Turturro.
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