Minka Kelly Flipped Out on a Plane
Add Minka Kelly to the long list of people who’ve become notorious for behaving unreasonably on a plane. At last, Minka Kelly is on a list besides “Chicks Who’ve Slept With Derek Jeter” and “Hot Actresses Who Have Never Been in Anything Anyone Remembers.”
Minka joined Naomi Campbell, Courtney Love and Clay Aiken on the plane meltdown roll call just today…in fact, just this afternoon. Gawker received the initial report in the form of an email:
on delta flight 2863 from jfk to LAX right now and minka kelly caused such a fucking scene about her dog not being able to be on seat w/ her that the pilot had to come out before we even left the gate. she called boyfriend Derek Jeter and handed phone to him to try and rationalize w/ the seven flight attendants it took to calm her down. screaming that it was inhumane to not have the dog out/with her for take off and landing. crying. tears. etc. holy jesus was it worth seeing. we’re mid-flight right now and god knows how landing’s going to go. tough to be entitled.
She needed her dog? In the seat with her? And she cried when they wouldn’t let her and accused them of being inhumane? And she made Derek Jeter talk to them? Sounds like somebody has been swigging a little too much of the Me-Aid. And chasing it with vodka.
I mean, seriously Minka…calm the fuck down. Your dog will be fine with the baggage. What, did you fear it would have a nervous breakdown from spending a couple hours in the dark surrounded by suitcases? What is your dog, some kind of fragile headcase? Is it the doggy equivalent of Fantasia? Maybe you should consider not flying with it then. Or maybe you should get a dog that’s not such a pussy.
What is it with these celebrities anyway, thinking planes are extensions of their living rooms? Oh, I’m sorry, you don’t like the rules here? Then walk, you spoiled little no-talent lucked-into-a-career baseball-player-fucking bitch.
I really hate this chick now. Unlike before, when I merely didn’t care about her.
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