Jennifer Lawrence Digs Her Brother in the Kentucky Way
Jennifer Lawrence plays a feisty Ozark hill-person in the Oscar-nominated Winter’s Bone. But in real life? She’s actually a feisty Kentucky hill-person who cleans up real pretty and wants to have sex with her brother. Hold on a second, Jennifer Lawrence wants to have sex with her brother? Well no, actually, what she said was that she’s “attracted to her brother.” Because she’s from Kentucky. Hey Kentucky, don’t get mad at me, that’s what she said. I personally have never been to Kentucky and have no idea if the stories are true about brothers having sex with sisters and producing albino vampire children that have to go live in caves away from prying eyes and sunlight. I just know that Jennifer Lawrence is now a little hotter than she was yesterday. I hope she brings her brother to the Oscars so we can have a repeat of Angelina Jolie and James Haven playing tonsil hockey and making everyone vomit.
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