Justin Bieber Owns the World
This weekend Justin Bieber made the official jump from pop culture phenomenon to sickeningly over-exposed pop culture phenomenon. Pretty much wherever you went on the internet or TV the last couple days, there was Bieber, doing his Bieber things. On Saturday Night Live he clowned with the Church Lady. During the Super Bowl he clowned with Ozzy Osbourne. In the real world he walked around holding hands with his girlfriend Selena Gomez (who he absolutely is not having sex with because that would be, you know, illegal). And I’m pretty sure if you look really closely at the footage from Egypt you can see him throwing Molotov cocktails at Anderson Cooper. Kid gets around.




