NASA Finds Han Solo On Mercury


NASA’s Messanger probe took this picture in July of 2011, though it wasn’t released to the public until now.  I think it’s obvious what this means… NASA is working for the Hutts to keep information from the American public! Someone get me that false flag guy on the phone.

A NASA scientist had this to say:

“A portion of the terrain surrounding the northern margin of the Caloris basin hosts an elevated block in the shape of a certain carbonite-encased smuggler who can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs,”

Just in case you thought the guys at NASA weren’t walking stereotypes. (h/t gizmodo)

imageBuzzy says “pareidolia is fun!”


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