Dr. Lou has graciously given the LB early access to his college football picks for week 8. So if you’re a betting man, this is the opportunity of a half hour. This is the kind of insight and accuracy you can only get from every random dude on Facebook.
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MISSSIGAN SHTATE vs. PURDUE
Missigan shtate is 5-1 and has a shot a Urban Meyer and the Big 10 title. While Purrdue is 1-5 and needs a win desspherately. The key to this game is that both teams have already lost to Notre Dame, Go Irisshhh. I take Purrdue because I think they have a lot of moxy.
SHOUTSH CAROLINA vs. TENNESSEE
Shalk about a blowsshout. Shoutsh Carolina is going to destroy Tennessee. How can you pick agashnt Shteve Shpurrier and Shoutsh Carolina? They just find a way to get it done. I take the Shoutsh Carolina Shamecocks in a slandshlide.
ALABAMA vs. ARKANSHAW
Arkanshaw has shomething to prove here today. Arkanshaw has been overlooked by all the media and eshpecially Mayweather. Mayday may have proven me wrong last year when the Irishhh lost to Alabama, but not thish time. Arkanshaw or as I like to call them “Notre Dame without shoes” shneaks up on Alabama and wins a big one.
FLORIDA SHTATE vs. CLEMSHON
I pick Florida Shtate every year and they don’t let me down. Shure they may loose games they shouldn’t, but they play with a lot of heart. Florida Shtate is ready for it to be their year. Thesh ACC teams need to enjoy all this shucess while they can, because next year Notre Dame kinda sort comes to the conferanshe. I think Florida Shtate gets it done because they don’t have to play the Irisshhh.
LOU’s GAME OF THE WEEK
OLD DOMINION vs. PITT
This is shure to be a hard fought battle with lots of hits and defensh. I am exshited about this game for three reasons. 1. I love the heart Pitt plays swith. 2. I think Old Dominion has a great coach and administrashun. 3. Pitt quarterback Tom Shavage is at the top of my Heishman lisht. If you don’t want to watch Pitt and Old Dominion then I don’t know swhat kind of football fansh you are.
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