Ohio State -v- Michigan
The battle to stay awake after eating a crap-ton of turkey leftovers
The Ohio State Buckeyes are 11-0 and have their eye on the prize. The prize being a hope and a prayer that Jameis Winston gets convicted and the powers that be, put them, instead of the Noles, in the BCSNCG against Alabama. Urban Meyer is a tool folks, I’m sure he doesn’t want to disappoint his Buckeye fans and lose this game, because then he’ll have to get another heart attack and write another letter to his family, explaining how he will never put football in front of them again. Plus, this is Urban Meyer’s best shot at getting revenge against Saban and the Tide for making his boy Timmy cry. As you can imagine, Ohio State has a lot riding on this game.
This season hasn’t exactly been kind to Michigan. The Wolverines are 7-4 with an embarrassing loss to Michigan State, in which they scored an abysmal 6 points. The seat is starting to get hot for Brady Hoke, as he hasn’t produced the championships that the always level headed, realistic fan base in Ann Arbor demand. Since 2000, Michigan is 3-9 versus Ohio State, so why would I ever pick the Wolverines to beat an undefeated powerhouse like the Buckeyes? Well, because Brady Hoke looks like Bobby from the Sopranos, and I value my knee caps.
Razor’s Pick: Michigan