It’s a classic Disney tale of two siblings at odds. One is a beautiful princess destined to lead her Denver Broncos to the Super Bowl; the other is an interception machine banished to the frigid and dirty land of New Jersey. However fate would have it that the Super Bowl is in that land of Snooki, and Princess Eli isn’t about to let Peyton have it easy. Will Eli use her magic snow powers to grab the Super Bowl in an icy grip? Or will a snowman with a brain injury and a reindeer with an eating disorder save the day? Easily the best Disney film since Richard Sherman’s 101 Mediocre Cornerbacks.
Rated PG for cartoon violence.