I made this chart to help us understand our friends the Canadians before today’s Olympic hockey game.
I’m not saying I’m not excited about today’s game. I’m more excited about this hockey game than I have been any other competition in the Olympics so far. I’m also not Canadian excited about it though. The Canadians went wild last night when they won the women’s hockey gold medal. THE WOMEN’S GOLD MEDAL IN HOCKEY… yeah. I would be proud if the American’s had won it, but I wouldn’t be rioting in the streets either.
It’s not that I really care about hockey that much, it’s just that I don’t want Canada to succeed in the one thing their good at.
Give us some U S A, U S A, U S A, in the comments for good luck.