Winter Olympics 2014: USA vs. Canada, A Simple Diagram

I made this chart to help us understand our friends the Canadians before today’s Olympic hockey game.


I’m not saying I’m not excited about today’s game. I’m more excited about this hockey game than I have been any other competition in the Olympics so far. I’m also not Canadian excited about it though. The Canadians went wild last night when they won the women’s hockey gold medal. THE WOMEN’S GOLD MEDAL IN HOCKEY… yeah. I would be proud if the American’s had won it, but I wouldn’t be rioting in the streets either.

It’s not that I really care about hockey that much, it’s just that I don’t want Canada to succeed in the one thing their good at.

Give us some U S A, U S A, U S A, in the comments for good luck.

Tags: Canada Hockey Olympics Sochi Winter Olympics Team USA

  • Innovate

    yeah, you guys really went to the moon. Who are you kidding? I have never seen a picture of the USA flag, the lander or anything. Wonder why the Chinese never took a picture of it when they were orbiting the moon? I do give you this. You make great movies that fool stupid Americans. Good job. You will now see how Canada again kicks the Americans ass. By the way Canadian Woman’s Hockey – that’s 4 Gold medals in the past 4 Olympics!

    • David Harris (Razor)

      I totally agree with you. I too am a conspiracy nut-job. For one, I don’t believe that there is a country to the north of the USA. See, my theory is this, Obama is an android who’s only source of power is the oil that is piped in from the north.
      Now, why not just invade the north and take all the oil we want, you may ask. Well, see there are these white walkers that are totes scary and they have a proclivity for reanimating the dead.
      This also leads into my next theory, that The Walking Dead isn’t just a science fiction television show, but rather, it is in fact a real story. We don’t really know what is going on up north, where do you think George R. R. Martin got his name for the White Walkers? THE GREAT WHITE NORTH, seeeeee??? Also, is it just a coincidence that the zombie creating undead dudes are called White WALKERS and The Walking Dead calls zombies, WALKERS?
      Now that I’ve opened your eyes, I hope you can help spread the word that Canada is much like the USA landing on the moon, or September 11th, in that none of them are real.

    • Bandit Ref

      You are officially the craziest person to ever comment on our website, congrats!

  • Patrick Foley

    You sir, represent everything that is wrong about America. Enjoyed watching Canada obliterate your team in EVERY aspect of the game. Get a grip and come take a trip to Canada so our healthcare can heal those silver-lined wounds.

    • Bandit Ref

      How did I leave out “the cold has killed off all remnants of a sense of humor?”