The Justin Bieber Deposition


Cameras. Lights. Flashes. Bulbs.

The paparazzi, ya know that little ol’ TMZ , has done it again. They have footage of Justin Bieber’s deposition. And not just some footage, a good 4+ hours. Luckily for us they edited the released footage into little funny scenes. How nice of them… not that we need an excuse to chuckle at the Biebs.

The deposition footage relates to a case where “allegedly” The B told his bodyguard to beat up some dude. This of course leads to all kinds of crazy questions like: “Do you have a prescription for Xanax?” and “Are you with Selena Gomez?” Intriguing right? Mmmhmmm, my thoughts exactly.

While watching this interview however, I am struck by how well the B channels a young politician.  He’s got the entourage, the security team, the sloppy party habits, and hot arm candy. Reluctant, defensive, and sarcastic, with some awesome canned catchy responses like:

“Guess what, I don’t recall.”

“I don’t have to listen to anything you have to say.”

“Don’t ask me about her again.”

My ultimate favorite was the finger wag + toothy grin/wink. Next thing you know, he’ll be singing” Oh baby, baby, tax cuts oh”

The B for President 2016!

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Tell me what you think of his deposition, in the comments below.

 

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Tags: Douchebag Justin Bieber Popular Selena Gomez TMZ Youtube

  • Brian Tolkien

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    • http://lightlybuzzed.com/ Bandit Ref

      You shouldn’t start two sentences in a row with “this is” it shows a lack of creativity in your writing.

      • Brian Tolkien

        I’m not the one claiming to be a writer, or starting a sentence with “And”.
        Keep defending poor quality though, I’m sure someone will appreciate it(the author).

        • http://lightlybuzzed.com/ Bandit Ref

          You should put a space between it and (the author).

          • Brian Tolkien

            I hope the author is taking notes, please, continue educating. Maybe you can be her editor. She could use a joke writer as well.

          • Master Luke

            Hahahaha joke writer, good one.

          • http://lightlybuzzed.com/ Bandit Ref

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        • Hayden Kane

          Punctuation goes inside the quote marks, like this: “And.”

          • Brian Tolkien

            Oh look, everyone replying is apparently a writer here. How cute!
            Make all the smart comments you like, text each other about me too! Then realize this is still a bad article

    • Master Luke

      EAD – it’s the internet bro.

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