Have you ever found yourself in a conversation with a Khal, but just couldn’t understand what the heck he was saying? Are you considering a move across the Narrow Sea, but are afraid you won’t be able to understand your new Dothraki neighbors? Well, don’t worry, because now you can learn Dothraki from the comfort of your own castle. The fine folks over at Nacho Punch, have put together the Rosetta Stone of the Seven Kingdoms, in this comprehensive and easy way to learn the guttural language of the Dothraki. Get yours today!
Now, you can buy horses and slaves without being the laughing stock of Pentos. Why depend on a translator, when you could speak Dothraki, yourself? I personally am looking forward to learning Hodor, because that guy seems to have it together…and also because I want to know what he really thinks about having to carry a whiny crippled kid all the way from Winterfell to the Wall and beyond.