Well here it is kids, the trailer for the new live action Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. I can’t say I’m super excited about this with Michael Bay directing and Megan Fox as April O’Neil. After seeing what they did to the Transformers I don’t have a ton of hope. I mean this will be a blockbuster and they will make like 7 sequels… but it won’t actually be good. I know what you’re saying, the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle movies weren’t good. I dispute that, they weren’t cinematic masterpieces, but they kept the campy spirit of the franchise. This just looks like it’s taking giant turtles that learned how to be ninjas from a giant rat in the sewer way way too seriously.
Hey hollywood, instead of butchering more of my childhood maybe you should think about making some original movies? You know actual new fresh stories and ideas? Yeah I know, that sounds like a lot of work.
Let me know what you think in the comments below.
I still have a soft spot for GO NINJA GO NINJA GO NINJA GO!