The goodly folks at College Humor are at it again with George R. R. Martin, Wedding Planner. This is hilarious, but I highly suggest you do NOT hire GRRM as your next wedding planner.
Question: Do you want that unique wedding that will make you the envy of your friends and family, alike? Do you enjoy the occasional beheading or sword through the belly of your guests? Do you mind if one or more guests at your wedding, are poisoned? Are you a proponent of rape, when it is done in the safe confines of a wedding? If you said yes to any of these questions, then George R. R. Martin is the wedding planner for you!
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