I’ve seen a lot of ridiculousness on the internet, you guys. I’ve seen moms breastfeeding their 7 year old children, cats playing the piano, and recently, poker players engaging in the ever popular “Porno Star Toss”. However, this story, which burst onto the apron of mother internet last night, takes the freaking cake.
Apparently the administrative folks in the front offices of the Buffalo Bills are just a bunch of creepy jerks, who seem to harbor dark-chauvinistic beliefs. The Buffalo Bills cheerleaders are called the Jills, and according to TMZ (paragon of dependable journalism), their rulebook has a detailed guideline for proper vaginal maintenance.
Intimate area’s: Never use a deodorant or chemically enhanced product. Simple, non-deodorant soap will help maintain the right PH balance.
When menstruating, use a product that right for your menstrual flow. A tampon too big can irritate and develop fungus. A product left in too long can cause bacteria or fungus build up. Products can be changed at least every 4 hours. Except when sleeping, they can be left in for the night.
The Jills’ guide to being a cheerleader, doesn’t stop with proper care of their nether regions, but also it tells the girls that they should never talk about politics or religion…because, you know, girls are dumb and should only let the men talk. Below is the actual rulebook, in PDF form, so that you too can follow the stringent guidelines of the Jills.
Would you want your daughter to be a Jill? Tell me what you think in the comments below.