Welcome to another edition of the complicated and sometimes depressing game: what the heck is Tom Brady wearing?
Here is the outfit up for consideration this week:
— Andrew Luck’s Head (@AndrewLucksHead) May 3, 2014
Is Tom Brady…
A) …dead serious about this outfit as something worn by real-life grown-ups in public?
B) …wearing this outfit at least somewhat appropriately as a gesture to the running of the Kentucky Derby this past weekend?
C) …pushing the limit when it comes to outfits he can pull off due to his combination of good looks, wealth, and celebrity?
D) …it doesn’t matter. We stopped caring when he became the “Male Uggs” guy.
You have 60 seconds to consider your answer. In the meantime…
If you’re playing at home, the correct answer is D.