1. Whenever you accomplish something great people try to say it was only due to your weak schedule.
2. You know how to properly accessorize with feathers.
3. Your favorite band will always be the Zing Band.
4. When you get angry you don’t go Hulk, you go Derrick Thomas.
5. You refer to the San Francisco 49ers as “our quarterback development farm team.”
6. You won’t order from Papa Johns on principal.
7. If you had to rank the enemies of freedom and democracy you would say:
#2 Soviet Russia
#3 The Raiders
8. You are constantly explaining that Kansas City is in Missouri not Kansas to muggles.
9. You have the kind of loyalty that Pats fans could never understand.
10. Because you’ve seen some stuff man.
11. But it won’t stop you from feeling like this at the beginning of the season.
12. There is truth to the stereotype, you do love BBQ, but there is more to you as a person.
13. You didn’t start loving your team when they got a new QB.
14. You named your dog Otis.
15. Your baby has a mustache.
16. Other people may not understand it.
17. But you will never give it up.
18. Because there’s nothing better than being a Chiefs fan.
The Chiefs are currently in second place in the Baby Draft to the Jaguars. Are you going to just take that Chiefs nation?
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