This weeks collection of World Cup memes is a dosey. The USA getting Rolandoed last night was a bummer but it sure did add to the meme bounty. Let’s all dry our freedom tears by enjoying the best internet based picture comedy on the World Cup.
The Post doesn’t really get “draws.” And they shouldn’t, a sporting event without an outcome is insanely un-American.
IMPORTANT FACTS TO REMEMBER EUROPEANS.
Clint Dempsey’s Wikipedia entry has been edited recently.
XBox understands what the Portugal vs. USA game really was.
This made me sad.
In order to understand the game you must become the ball grasshopper.
The classic “Red Panda” defense.
It must really suck to suck at the things you care about.
So that’s where that comes from!
Teddy Roosevelt was at the USA vs. Portugal game! We let Teddy down, and now he shall probably give us a thorough thrashing.
A German fan rides in front of a river bank full of Dutch fans watching a Dutch match. DAS TROLL.
I hope this made you laugh and helped dry out your freedom tears. Don’t worry though, we shall rise again like the phoenix of democracy that we truly are. I can’t wait for Thursday when we take on the Huns to see what’s what. We’ve already beaten the Huns twice, once in 1918 and once in 1945, so we got this.