Twenty two thousand people attended this preseason game / hall of fame party in Ohio. That’s a pretty good crowd for Ohio, it’s only about 80,000 less than showed up to Ohio State’s spring game. Some of the attendance is due to the fact that the game was played in a hole someone dug in their backyard.
Tom Coughlin is still old, still angry, and will still pistol whip the sass right out of your mouth boy.
Giants tackling Giants tackling Bills. This picture is the perfect representation of the slow train wreck that was this game. Not that I’m complaining, It was live football on my TV and I’m thankful to baby Jesus for it. I’m just saying that I’m so desperate for football that I would have watched an all girls team play Wake Forest at this point.
iPad playbooks, or as Tom Coughlin calls them “another sign of the end times.” That’s what the NFL has been missing a Patriots hacking scandal. “Look if you are going to make your password 1234 like an asshole then you’re asking to get hacked” said Bill Belichick. (Rex Ryan changes his password.)
“GOAL LINE CENSORS? THAT’S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. THE GOVERNMENT IS SPYING ON US TO STEAL OUR ORGANS IN LABOR CAMPS, I READ IT IN A CHAIN EMAIL. THE DAMN MACHINES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD. THAT’S WHAT’S WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION, YOU HAVE NO GUTS. WE HAD TO FIGHT THE KAISER FOR MILK MONEY. I LIKE WURTHER’S ORIGINALS… WHAT WHERE WE TALKING ABOUT?” – Tom Coughlin
Bills fans seem skeptical of what Bon Jovi will do as owner of their franchise. What they should really be skeptical of though is that third string quarterback for the Bills. You’re the Bills’ third stringer, you’re a heartbeat from playing in Saskatchewan, just count those lucky stars bro.
Oh, we got a Manning face.
Sad that this post didn’t contain more football images? Well I’m sad that this game didn’t contain more football, let’s call it a draw and try to survive until the real season starts.
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