Jan 11, 2014; Syracuse, NY, USA; Syracuse Orange mascot Otto looks on prior to the game against the North Carolina Tar Heels at the Carrier Dome. Syracuse defeated North Carolina 57-45. Mandatory Credit: Rich Barnes-USA TODAY Sports

Syracuse ranked as number 1 party school

I’m not mad at you Florida State, I’m just disappointed. The Princeton Review has ranked Syracuse University as the number 1 party school in America. The ranking was based off a national review of 130,000 students. Now this might have happened because everyone at FSU was too drunk to complete a survey, but that seems unlikely.

What a Cinderella story, who would have thought that Syracuse could rise to top such questionable institutions as Florida State, Ole Miss, and West Virginia. In West Virginia’s defense there is quite literally nothing else to do in West Virginia other than drink.

Syracuse’s administration is of course none too pleased by the ranking and released the following boring dull “the man” like statement:

“We are disappointed with the Princeton Review ranking, which is based on a two-year-old survey of a very small portion of our student body. Syracuse University has a long-established reputation for academic excellence with programs that are recognized nationally and internationally as the best in their fields. We do not aspire to be a party school. With new leadership, we are very focused on enhancing the student experience, both academically and socially. Students, parents, faculty and the full Syracuse University community should expect to see important and positive changes in the year ahead that will improve and enhance the student environment in every aspect.”

Sounds like the man can’t handle the student body having fun. Don’t let the many shut you down Syracuse students, you fight the good fight and remember these immortal words:

Don’t sleep on the job now that you’re number one either. Remember that last in education in the SEC Ole Miss has its eye on you. Stay frosty and keep on keeping on Orangemen!

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