OOOOOHHHHH ain’t no revenge like a preseason game played mostly by backups with 25 penalties and a 45 minute delay. OH SNAP, BOOM SHAKALAKA, YOU JUST GOT SERVED… in the most meaningless way possible.
They media, specifically ESPN, hyped this game as a rematch and that was to be expected. The boat has long sailed on ESPN being reasonable. This game was a rematch like that 4th Indiana Jones was a real Indiana Jones movie. It’s not the real thing just because you stick Harrison Ford or Peyton Manning in it.
This is the preseason, the rules are made up and the points don’t count. Only an idiot would think that this meaningless scrimmage could make up for getting absolutely dominated in the Super Bowl. You know the Super Bowl, it’s the game that counts more than any other.
To this Broncos fans said “challenge accepted.”
Preseason week 1: Denver Broncos 21, Seattle Seahawks 16… Good job rookies:) we got pay back
— Ruben Villarreal (@Awesome_ruben10) August 8, 2014
Counting this as payback is like counting Canada as a real country, just silly.
Hahahaha all you @Seahawks fans can suck a fart outta my ass! Broncos Bitch!
— Brad B.S. (@BradleyBigSwall) August 8, 2014
You have to give him points for creativity, disgusting unreasonable points.
— KU-METAL (@Trepabeard) August 8, 2014
I’m not sure that a 5 point preseason win makes the team that owned you in the Super Bowl your bitch.
That’s how it’s done Denver! Bitch ass Seahawks……should’ve happened a lonnnnng time ago though………….
— Case Martinez (@CaseyD_24) August 8, 2014
You mean like back when it would have counted for something?
BOOM!!! FUCK THE seahawks BITCH!!!!!
— Chris (@HoneyBadger49er) August 8, 2014
49ers fan, whose team lost by 20 points last night, jumping on the ridiculous bandwagon.
— Maggie (@SalasGinna) August 8, 2014
Seahawks? More like rainy city bitch pigeons…
— Sean Boylan (@Boylansean23) August 8, 2014
I gotta admit, this one made me laugh.
— Devin (@batmanao311) August 8, 2014
Payback is one word, and something that hasn’t happened.
YAY GO BRONCOS. FUCK YOU SEAHAWKS. pic.twitter.com/8FFSy2GmsJ
— ☼uɐƃᴚoɯ☪ (@MisforMorgaaann) August 8, 2014
Nothing says “fuck you” like a kissing selfie.
Fuck I hate Pete Carroll!!!! Gum chewing fag!
— #18 GOAT (@BRONCOLT) August 8, 2014
I’m starting to think that there might be a high crossover between Denver fans and Juggalos.
— jory bowers (@pm18den) August 8, 2014
Who’s your daddy? I dunno, I guess some dude named Brock Osweiler, cause Peyton really can’t claim this one.
#Yeah fuck the Seahawks. Denver beat them tonight and they will beat them any other night Seahawks got lucks and we will be champs this year
— $chaefMe (@Schaefer507) August 8, 2014
They had lucks, but Broncos fans gots lucks now.
This isn’t even close to the payback coming @Seahawks . This was just the trailer to the sequel.
— Brent Wold (@WoldsWorld) August 8, 2014
OK, well at least this guy is admitting this was at best a trailer.
Kids please remember, friends don’t let friends talk trash over preseason games.